Computer Related Questions :P

"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window."

"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."

"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."

"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."

"General Failure's Fault. Not Yours."

"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though."

"Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!"

"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..."

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."