TEACHER: Why are you late?
Student : Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER: Furqan, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Student: You told me to do it without using tables!-
TEACHER: Ali, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Student: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
Student: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Student: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER: Arsh (our arsh bhayya) , go to the map and find
Student: Here it is!
TEACHER: Arsh, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago.
Student: Me!
Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Ali, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ali. Always say, "I am."
Student: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
(a voice from the back of teh class): "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.
TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
TEACHER: Now, Ahsan, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Student: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Class : A teacher.
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