Arrange Marriage vs Love Marriage

Arrange Marriage :
2,00,000 : shadi par
4,00,000 : jewellery par
50,000 : shadi ki rasmo par
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yani, shadi ke teen dino ka kharcha: Rs 6,50,000
yani shadi ke 1 din ka kharcha : Rs. 216666.6667
1 ghante ka kharcha : Rs. 9027.7778
aur 1 min ka : Rs. 150.462963
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Uff Tauba Tuaba..

Love Marriage :
Rs 100 : stamp
20 : notery
50 ki varmala
10 photo ke
Total 180 Rs.
paisa aapka pasand aapki faisla aapka

Dua

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,

Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,

Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,

Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

Koun Thi Wo??

Husband Aur Wife Hotel me gaye. Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife Nay Pocha: Koun Thi Wo??

Husband:-Tum Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hun K Woh Bhi Yehi Pochay Gi.

Wife & Husband

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? 

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. 

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? 

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

From Words till Destiny - Watch!!

Watch your thoughts, they become words. 

Watch your words, they become actions. 

Watch your actions, they become habits. 

Watch your habits, they become character. 

Watch your character, they become destiny.

Asthma Warning

Many people with asthma are able to exercise safely, but new research suggests that dehydration may increase the likelihood of an attack.

Researchers at the University of Buffalo, New York, found that individuals with exercise-induced asthma experienced a significant decrease in lung function when dehydrated.

It is speculated that dehydration can cause bronchospasm, which is a constriction or tightening of the airways of the lungs.

Feel Good About Yourself!!

Feel good about yourself. When you feel good, you look good. People are attracted to and feel comfortable with people who respect themselves. Liking yourself and respecting yourself doesn't mean you are conceited, it just shows others that you care about your body. A fun, light personality makes everyone comfortable. Be yourself, be warm to others, and feel great. Soon enough, others are bound to notice.

Variety

Some activities can be used to fulfill more than one of your basic exercise requirements. For example, in addition to increasing cardiorespiratory endurance, running builds muscular endurance in the legs, and swimming develops the arm, shoulder and chest muscles. If you select the proper activities, it is possible to fit parts of your muscular endurance workout into your cardiorespiratory workout and save time.

Tera Haath Haath mein ho agar

Tera Haath, Haath mein ho agar,

To Safar hi asle hayaat hai.

Tere har kadam per hain manzilen,

Tera pyar gar mere saath hai.

Meri baat ka meri hamnafaz,

Tu jawad de na de mujhe.

Teri ek chup mein hai chupi, 

Woh Hazaar baaton ki baat hai.

Meri zindagi ka har ek pal,

Tere husna se hai juda hua.

Tere honth thirke to subah hai,

Teri zulf bikhre to raat hai.

Tera Haath Haath mein ho agar,

To safar hi asle hayaat hai.

Hum To Woh Log Hain Jo

Hum To Woh Log Hain Jo
Na Kisi Ke Dast-E-Shumar Main Hain
Na Kisi Ki Nigaah Ke Hisaar Main Hain
Yun Jaise Ho Koi, Sadiyon Ka Be Antt Safar
Sehra Sehra Phirta Koi Khaak Basar
Kia Poochte Ho Ke Kon Hain Hum
Jaan Lo Humain To Tumhain Maloom Ho
Hum To Woh Log Hain Jo Jeevan Dey Kar Bhi
Kisi Ke Dil Main Maskan Na Bana Paye
Yun Jaise Koi Madham Si Kiran
Kisi Rozan Se Ubhre Aur Doob Jaye...!!!

Saari dunia se chupa kar osy mera kar de

Us k honton ka tabbasam rahy kaim ya Rab,

Us k jevan main khushion ka basera kar dey,

Tu meri dukh ko bhaly khatam na kar,

Us ki har sham k akhir mein sawera kar dey,

Us k dil k kisi kone mein jaga de mujh ko,

Us ke ankhon ko meray sapno se bhar dey,

Ye mery dil ki dua hai meray Maula sun le,

Saari dunia se chupa kar osy mera kar de

Simple Operation

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She was talking to the doctor."

Punjabi Girls

NO OFFENCE TO PUNJABI GIRLS.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from New Delhi, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. 

The second man had married a woman from Bombay. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. 

The third man had married a Punjabi girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. 

Entry Test

Samy wanted to take admission in CDS. So, he went to CDS, filled out the form and as ya'll known had to have an interview with the director. The director told him that in order to gain admittane he must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are in a year?

Samy thought for a few minutes and answered.

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

The director said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"

Samy replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."

The director lets him in without another word.

Kaisa Lagy Ga??

ban jaon agar tum sa to tumhein kaisa lagy ga?
har pal main rahon tumse khafa to kaisa lagy ga?

parhtey ho mujhy tum jo namazo ki tarah,
ho jaon agat tum se qaza tu kaisa lagy ga?

tum pyarr main khud ko bhi mitane pe ho raazi,
ban jaye agar pyarr saza to tumhein kaisa lagy ga,

khud se bhi ziada ho yakeen tumko kisi per,
woh shaks hi de jay daga tu kaisa lagy ga,

tum ouro ki mehfil k diye ban k jalo,
phir tanhaii mile tum ko tu kaisa lagy ga

Yun Judaiyon Ki Saza Na Day!!

Meray Sabar Ka Na Lay Imtehan

Meri Khamoshi Ko Sada Na Day

Jo Teray Baghair Na Jee Sakay

Usay Jeenay Ki Tu Dua Na Day,

Tu Azeez Dil-o-nazar Say Hai

Tu Qareeb Rag-o-jan Say Hai

Meray Jism-o-jan Ka Yeh Faasla 

Kaheen Waqt Aur Barha Na Day,

Tujhay Bhool K Na Bhula Sakoon

Tujhay Chah K Bhee Na Paa Sakoon

Meri Hasraton Ko Shumaar Kar

Meri Chahaton Ka Sila Na Day,

Wo Tarap Jo Shula-e-jan Main Thi

Meray Tann Badan Say Lipat Gayi 

Jo Bujha Sakay To Bujha Isay

Na Bujhaa Sakay To Hawaa Na Day,

Tujhay Agar Milain Kabhi Fursatain

Meri Sham Phir Say Sanwaar Day

Agar Qatal Karna Hai To Qatal Kar

Yun Judaiyon Ki Saza Na Day!!

Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai

Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai, Pyaar Hai Tum se

Jazbaton Ki Koi Numayish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Pyaar Ke Badle Sirf Pyaar Manga Hai

Rishte Ki To Koi Guzarish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Chaho To Bhula Dena Humein Dil Se 

Sada Yaad RakhneyKi Sifarish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Khamoshi Se Toofan Seh Letey Hai Jo

Un Baadlon Ne Izhar Ki Baarish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Tumein Hi Mana Hai Rehnuma Apna

Aur to kisi Cheez Ki Khwahish Nahin ki

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