Riddles

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her? It was a bright, sunny day.

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ? Neither. Nine and five are fourteen.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?  Read the label.

How can you tell twin witches apart? It's not easy to tell which witch is which.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?  He was shocked. What asks no question but demands an answer? A doorbell or a ringing telephone. What belongs to you, but is used more by others? Your name. What bird can lift the most? A crane. What can run but can't walk? Water. What can you break without touching it? Your promise. What cap is never removed? Your kneecap.