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Monday, October 18, 2010

Cool Definitions

School: A place where papa pays & son plays
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich
Marriage: Its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work 
Smile: A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight
Doctor: A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. 

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