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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

NïÇë Jök£§

What is a similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
""Kash thoRe din ruk jaata to achha Model mil jaata...!!!""


Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example. Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

Three fastest means of communication - Telephone - Television - Tell-a-woman

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

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