Insults

• Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing.
• Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
• Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!
• Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
• I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
• The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
• Aap ki chal mor jaisi,
  Aawaz koyal jaisi,
  Dimagh lomdi jaisa,
  Ghussa sher jaisa,
  Eyes hiran jaisi,
  Kitna acha hota agar 2-3 qualities insanoo jaisi be hoti
• Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
  Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
  Jab wo jage to dhire se ‘Muskarana’,
  Phir kehna “KANJUS” SMS karo!