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Friday, November 24, 2017

Why are we people not doing justice?

We people are strange. When someone gets angry on us whether it's reaction on our mistake or just their attitude, we reply with anger and rude behaviour.

When we are short tempered, we get irritated without any reason, with those even who love us unconditionally which obviously hurts them..

When we get love and care from someone, we don't bother to appreciate them. We are speechless with the reason that we can't express our feelings.

This is an open contradiction with most of us humans. Why can't we act normally?

Friday, July 20, 2012

Dual Sim - Samsung Galaxy Y Duos


Ramadan Mubarak

May this Ramadan be the month of blessings,
A month full of forgiveness, and
Guidances for you and your family!
Ameen. Ramadan Kareem Mubarak.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Lucky

How lucky is that person who is in our mind when we awake in the morning and in our thoughts when we are about to sleep. And is the most luckiest who comes thereafter in the dreams!

Friday, February 24, 2012

Quotations

Quotations on Twitter. Made a list on Twitter and added many people who tweet on Quotes, and still adding more.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Perfect Woman

PERFECT WOMAN

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated causing the perfect couple and Santa Claus to have an accident.

Who was the survivor ?

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

If you are a Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

Men read on.





Since there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, so the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident. By the way, if you are a woman and you are still reading this, it illustrates another point, women never listen either.

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

Sholay Movie

A family saw "Sholay" movie. After returning back to home, husband romantically asked his wife: "Nach Basanti Nach"
Child added: "Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna"

Software Husband

Software Husband

Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning?
Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?

Wife : What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters ...

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : By Default.

Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ?
Husband : File system is full.

Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ?
Husband : Only user in my WRITE group.

Wife : What is my value in the family ?
Husband : Unknown Virus.