PERFECT WOMAN
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated causing the perfect couple and Santa Claus to have an accident.
Who was the survivor ?
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
If you are a Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.
Men read on.
Since there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, so the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident. By the way, if you are a woman and you are still reading this, it illustrates another point, women never listen either.
Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
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