Womens Prayer

Dear Lord

I pray for wisdom to understand a man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength i'll just beat him to death.

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Men Vs Women

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, razor, shaving cream, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Motel 6.

The average number of items in a woman's bathroom is 328. The average man would not be able to identify most of them.

The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women

• Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up. 
• That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake. 
• Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1). 
• Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
• Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go. 
• Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing." (See #3) 
• Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!) 
• Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see #3.)

The Success of Women!!

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .. She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."

Husband: "That's it. We are happy ever after. "

Message of the Year!

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!

Why? Very simple…A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Best Punishment for a Woman, Must Read :P

What is the best punishment for a woman?

Give her new clothes, matching her jewelry and nice cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror.

Women Suffering from Fatigue May Have Sleep Apnea.

Sleep apnea is not uncommon in women, but women's sleep apnea symptoms are different than men's. Women with daytime sleepiness may have sleep apnea.

Many people assume that sleep apnea affects only older, overweight men. Yet medical studies show that sleep apnea affects women and children as well. Doctors estimate that for every two to three men with sleep apnea, one woman has the condition.

A woman is less likely to receive a sleep apnea diagnosis than a man, however. For every woman diagnosed with obstructive sleep apnea (OSA), eight to nine men receive a diagnosis. Women should learn about sleep apnea symptoms and be aware that the disorder can affect them too.

Sleep Apnea Diagnosis Challenges for Women

When women suffer from excessive sleepiness (fatigue even after sleeping seven to eight hours) doctors are likely to overlook the possibility of a sleeping disorder, according to Dr. Barbara Philips of the National Sleep Foundation. Female sleep apnea sufferers are often misdiagnosed with disorders such as the following:

• anemia
• cardiac or pulmonary illnesses
• depression
• diabetes
• fatigue from overwork
• fibromyalgia
• hypertension
• hypochondria
• hypothyroidism
• insomnia
• menopausal changes
• obesity

One challenge of diagnosing women's sleep disorders is that women tend to sleep more lightly than men. As a result, women hear their male bed partners snoring and express concern. This prompts many men to see doctors about sleep disorders. Men may sleep more soundly than their female bed partners, and so fail to notice female nighttime breathing problems, according to Dr. Nancy A. Collop of Johns Hopkins University Sleep Disorders Center. Women are thus often unaware that they have sleep apnea symptoms.

Sleep Apnea Effects in Women

Another challenge for diagnosing sleep apnea in women is that sleep apnea causes additional conditions that complicate diagnosis. One such condition that arises from sleep apnea is depression. Women are more open to taking anti-depressants for depression than men are. Men suffering from depression may request a sleep study rather than take anti-depressants, while women leave the doctor's office with a prescription.

One of the primary effects of sleep apnea is daytime sleepiness. Men are less likely than women to have other reasons for fatigue, such as anemia or an exhausting schedule of work and family responsibilities, according to Dr. Anita L. Blosser. It is thus easier for doctors to quickly recognize a possible sleep disorder in male patients. Women patients who complain of fatigue are more likely to receive blood tests for anemia or thyroid problems than a referral for a sleep study.

Sleep Apnea Symptoms in Women

Sleep apnea affects women differently than men. The "classic" symptoms that affect men include loud snoring, long breathing pauses at night and excessive daytime sleepiness. Women, however, may instead report symptoms such as lack of energy, insomnia, morning headaches, restless legs and depression.

Since men tend to sleep more soundly than women, a female patient may not have a bed partner who can report on her nighttime breathing patterns. Researchers are also discovering that women experience sleep apnea differently than men. According to Dr. Barbara Philips, female patients suffer from "more subtle breathing disturbances" and more REM-related apneas.

In sleep studies, women may have lower scores for AHI (apnea-hypopnea index) than men, indicating fewer full-blown apneas (10-second pauses in breathing). This lower AHI may indicate a form of sleep apnea known as UARS (upper airway resistance syndrome), which is more common in women, according to some doctors.

Sleep apnea symptoms in women include the following:

• "tossing and turning," feeling that it's difficult to stay asleep (some women report this as insomnia)
• waking up feeling tired and poorly rested
• chronic fatigue or lack of energy
• snoring or choking
• frequent nighttime urination
• awakening gasping
• excessive daytime sleepiness
• morning headaches
• dry mouth upon waking up
• edema (swelling) of the feet
• hypertension
• high blood pressure that does not respond well to medication
• unexplained weight gain.

Women are at greater risk of sleep apnea if they are overweight, obese, or past menopause.

Sleep Apnea Treatment for Women

The most effective treatment for sleep apnea is CPAP (continuous positive airway pressure). The good news is that although women may find it somewhat harder than men to find out they have sleep apnea, women are more likely than men to comply with CPAP treatment, according to Dr. Blosser.

CPAP treatment requires wearing a breathing mask over the mouth at night, which provides pressurized air to hold the airway open. Women who suspect sleep apnea should talk to a doctor about a sleep study to find out if CPAP treatment would help them.