Gabbar of "Sholay" in today's world !!!

Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to RamgaRh for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which  he had ordered. They reach RamgaRh and start shouting:

Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya ?
Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."
"Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo
hamne order kiya tha?"
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying:
"Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"
Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par Powerbuilder chal raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Haa Ha...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgaRh ke vasiyon, thakur ne heejRon "ki software company banaayi hai".

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Ham loag consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain" Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya" Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to woh poore network mein virus daal dega"

 

At the GABBAR's den...>>>>========================> > >> 

GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"? KALIA: "Do sarkaar"
GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake?
Kya soch kay aaye ho? Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon?
Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi"
[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa ]
"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
[logout.. logout... logout....]
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"
KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"
GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"
 -----------------[LOGOUT... LOGOUT.. LOGOUT...]------------------
Connection terminated. Ha ha ha ha ha ha..ha ha ha ha ha... hahahahahahaha (Gabbar Style)