Funny Cats

Secret of Success

• Top mat karo warna log tumse jalenge.
• Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega.
• Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat. 
• Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai,time kharab karna buri bat hai.
• Kabhi viva mat do b’coz bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat ke 0 marks acche hote hain

Kabhi Aanso Chupa Chupa Ke Rooey

Kabhi Aanso Chupa Chupa Ke Rooey,

Kabhi Dastan-E-Gum Suna Ke Rooey,

Raat Katti Hai Intezar-E-Yaar Main,

Hum Raat Bhar Taroon Ko Jaga Jaga Ke Rooey,

Phir Woh Na Aay Raat Ka Wada Kar Ke,

Hum Tamaam Raat Shama Jala Jala Ke Rooey,

Aaj Raat Un k Aaney Ki Umeed The Humain,

Woh Na Aay Hum Ghar Ko Saja Saja Ke Rooey,

Suna Hai Dua Se Hoti Hai Muraad Dil Ki Poori,

Hum Sari Raat Haath Utha Utha Ke Rooey…!!!

Before

Before You Speak-Listen!

Before You Write-Think!

Before You Spend-Earn!

Before You Criticize-Wait!

Before You Pray-Forgive!

Before You Quit-Try!

Before You Die-Live…

Humans

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Hence, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words, Humans that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that works.

Pal Pal Taraste They

Pal “pal” taraste the us pal ke liye. “Pal” aya b to Kuch “pal” k liye. Socha tha us “pal” ko Zindagi ka haseen “pal” bana lenge. Magar wo “pal” ruka b to bus ek “pal” k liye.

Aks Khushbu Hoon

Gulzar-e- Hast

3 Powers

There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women.

Childhood

Childhood: The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth -- two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.