Why Men Are Happier

• Men can play with toys all their life.
• Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
• Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
• Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
• Men can "do" their fingernails with a pocket knife.
• Men's bellies usually hide their large hips.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• The whole garage belongs to them.
• Weddings take care of themselves.
• Men's last name never changes.
• Everything on a man's face stays its original color.
• Men only have to shave their faces and necks.
• Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
• Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
• For men, wrinkles add character.
• Men can go on a week's vacation and pack only one suitcase.
• Men's new shoes don't cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
• Men have one mood all the time.
• A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental - 100 bucks
• Men can open all their own jars.