Perfect Woman

PERFECT WOMAN

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated causing the perfect couple and Santa Claus to have an accident.

Who was the survivor ?

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

If you are a Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

Men read on.

Since there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, so the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was an accident. By the way, if you are a woman and you are still reading this, it illustrates another point, women never listen either.

Ha ! Ha ! Ha !

Sholay Movie

A family saw "Sholay" movie. After returning back to home, husband romantically asked his wife: "Nach Basanti Nach"

Child added: "Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna"

Software Husband

Software Husband

Husband (Returning late from work ) : "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the grocery ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morning?

Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort ?

Wife : What about my new TV?

Husband : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?

Husband : Too many parameters ...

Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.

Husband : By Default.

Wife : What about your Salary ?

Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?

Husband : System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.

Wife : Are you going to drink some wine ?

Husband : File system is full.

Wife : What is the relation between u and your Receptionist ?

Husband : Only user in my WRITE group.

Wife : What is my value in the family ?

Husband : Unknown Virus.

Muslim Girls

A guy asked a Muslim Why do your girls cover up their body and hair? The Muslim guy smiled and got two sweets, he opened the first one and kept the other one closed. He threw them both on the dusty floor and asked the guy If I ask you to take one of the sweets which one you will choose? The Man replied The covered one. Then the Muslim said that's how we treat and see our women.

What Love Must Be.....!!

"Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists. . . . When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence"

Mud Therapy – Mud Treatment

Mud treatment has become very popular because of several reasons such as detoxifying skin, blood circulation , purifying skin and anti-aging treatment. In a spa treatment the mud which is used contains several types of clay and minerals in it. However, there are types of mud treatment which can be used with a different variety of mud.

Peat Therapy

Peat therapy is one type of mud treatment which has several uses such as detoxification, insomnia, relaxation, arthritis, musculoskeletal pain, infertility and stimulation of immune system. It is a type of mud which contains sulfur, humic, water, cellulose and fulvic acids in it. It can be applied as a hot or cold pack. One may also add this mud with hot or cold water. This peat therapy can be applied in one’s house or can be done at a spa.

Peloid Therapy

This mud therapy is used to treat skin diseases, sciatica, osteoarthritis, rheumatoid, gynecological as well as common problems such as blemishes, wrinkles and blackheads. Peloid therapy is very expensive and it can be performed in a mud treatment spa. This mud consists of virgin clay, minerals and humus.

Parafango Packs

These packs help in the degradation of the collagen and elastane in the skin. It not only soothes the muscle but also reduces localised swelling around the joints. Parafango pack contains volcanicmineral ash, extract of the seaweed and paraffin in it.

Mud Masks

This type of mud treatment helps in treating skin blemishes as a part of anti-aging treatment. Mud Masks are inexpensive and are easily available at any beauty store. Mud masks contains dyes and perfumes in it which may cause allergic reaction to individuals who have a sensitive skin.

Mud Therapy

Mud therapy is being used by people to treat diseases since ancient times. It is believed that the earth has healing powers which are refreshing and invigorating for the body.

The material used for mud therapy is mostly clay, taken from 4 inches below the surface of the earth. The clay should be free of any impurities such as pebbles, decaying matter etc.

How mud therapy can benefit you

• Mud therapy is especially good for treating skin diseases. Wet clay absorbs toxins in the skin. The clay is then thrown away after drying.
• Mud applications increase the beauty of the skin. They increase blood circulation, energize skin tissue, improve complexion and clear spots and patches on the skin.
• Mud therapy can be used in conjunction with other treatments to heal chronic inflammation caused by internal diseases, bruises, sprains, boils and wounds.
• Mud packs have been found to be useful in treating diseases relating to general weakness and nervous disorders. The cooling effect of mud packs can also bring down fever.
• Some diseases which mud packs can help treat are scarlet fever, influenza, measles, swellings, eye and ear troubles, gout, rheumatism, stomach troubles, kidney problems, liver malfunction, diphtheria, neuralgia, sexual disorders, headache, tooth ache and other general pains.
• Applying mud to the abdomen can cure indigestion, flatulence and intestinal obstructions. It is also helpful in amoebiasis, colitis, enteritis and other bacterial diseases.

Natural Tips for Healthy Hair.

Natural tips for healthy hair

For Dandruff

• Massage the Scalp with pure coconut oil. This will also help growth of hair.
• Apply coconut oil which has been boiled with small onions for about 20 minutes. Wash it off with a mixture of green gram powder and water drained from cooked (boiled) rice.
• Apply a mixture of almond oil and gooseberry juice with finger tips on the scalp.
• Apply the warm mixture of olive oil, lemon juice and coconut oil. Do a steam -towel- wrap for 15 minutes and wash the hair with a mild shampoo.
• Apply a paste of fenugreek and mustard to the scalp.
• Mix Shikakai powder with the water drained from the cooked rice and wash the hair with it.
• Crush the leaves of five petal hibiscus flower and take the juice. Wash the hair with this juice.
• Heat oil with a little camphor. Apply the oil in the scalp and massage for 10 minutes. After 30 minutes wash the hair with a herbal shampoo. Do the steam -towel- wrap for 15 minutes.

For Healthy and Shiny hair

• It is better to apply castor oil for a healthy growth of hair.
• Wash hair with tea once in a week.
• Apply besan in the hair and wash it with water drained from the cooked rice.
• Soak a handful of gooseberries in a cup of milk for two hours. Make a paste and apply on the hair.
• Apply the mixture of an egg white, 2 spoons of castor oil, 1 spoon glycerin, in the scalp and hair. Wash it after some time.
• Massage hair with warm coconut oil an hour before washing. Let it soak. Cover your head with a hot towel and wash your hair after an hour or so. 
• Boil a few hibiscus flowers in coconut oil. Filter and use this hair oil to control hair loss and thinning.
• Do a 'steam-towel-wrap' once in a while, if your cuticles are damaged, as this steaming opens out the pores and absorbs the oil.
• Soak 1 teaspoon fenugreek in curd and keep it for a night. Apply it in the next morning.
• Boil coconut oil with the juices of curry leaves, basil, hibiscus flower and gooseberry. Apply on hair, keep it for sometime and rinse.
• Take a cup each coconut and mustard oil. Soak half a cup of curry leaves in the oil mixture and keep it for a night. Next morning, heat on a slow fire till the curry leaves turn crisp. Remove from heat and add two to three camphor balls. Allow oil to cool and then strain. Apply oil to hair roots using cotton wool along the parting and massage in circular movements. Leave the oil overnight and shampoo the next morning. Repeat twice a week. 
• Add a lemon peel to a 'shikakai' and 'amla' mixture while washing your hair.

For Graying

• Take a little Mehandi , an egg, juice of half a lemon, one table spoon of instant coffee powder. Mix it together and apply on the hair. Wash it after 45 minutes.
• Boil one cup of dried gooseberry with 4 cups of water. Add a pinch of sugar in it. Keep boiling till the quantity of the liquid reduces to one cup. Mix 2 cups of Mehendi, an egg, juice of a lemon and the gooseberry solution and apply on hair. Wash the hair after two hours.

Natural Conditioners 

• Henna is a herbal treatment with good conditioning abilities.
• Egg white is a good conditioner for hair. 
• Deep condition with curd, beer and egg. 
• Mix a little vinegar in warm water and rinse your hair with this solution. This will add bounce to dull and lifeless hair.

Foods That Help or Harm Your Sleep

• Dairy foods contain tryptophan, which is a sleep-promoting substance. Other tryptophan-containing foods include poultry, bananas, oats, and honey. Try drinking warm milk before sleeping at night which may help you get good sleep.
• Carbohydrate-rich foods complement dairy foods by increasing the level of sleep-inducing tryptophan in the blood. So a few perfect late night snacks to get you snoozing might include a bowl of cereal and milk, yogurt and crackers, or bread and cheese.
• Being a patient of insomnia, try to eat a snack before going to bed. Don't take a heavy meal which can tax your digestive system to disturb your sleep. A little food in your stomach may help you sleep better.
• Food rich in fats may trigger your sleep disorder. Besides, you will gain weight also by eating high-fat foods like burgers and fries, etc.
• Evening cup of coffee might disrupt your sleep. Even mild caffeine can cause sleep disorders. For better sleep, cut all your caffeine source foods afternoon.
• Some over-the-counter and prescription drugs contain caffeine, too, such as pain relievers, weight loss pills, diuretics, and cold medicines. These and other medications may have as much or even more caffeine than a cup of coffee. Check the label of nonprescription drugs or the prescription drug information sheet to see if your medicine interferes with sleep or can cause insomnia.
• Lying down with a full belly can make you uncomfortable, since the digestive system slows down when you sleep. And spicy cuisine can lead to heartburn. Make sure to finish a heavy meal at least four hours before bedtime.
• Protein, an essential part of our daytime fare, is a poor choice for a bedtime snack. Protein-rich foods are harder to digest. So skip the high-protein snack before bedtime and opt for a glass of warm milk or some sleep-friendly carbs, like crackers.

Dreams

Keep your dreams alive. Understand to achieve anything requires faith and belief in yourself, vision, hard work, determination, and dedication. Remember all things are possible for those who believe.

Professor aur Jootey

Ek professor sahib jaldi main ja rahay they ke begum ne kaha:

"Aray paan to khate jain"

Professor sahib palat ker ayay, muh main paan rakha aur dobara chalay gey.

Begum: "aray wo jootey"

Professor sahib boley "Abhi jaldi main hoon, aa ker kha loon ga"

1 out of 250,000 (Joke)

A car is crossing a large bridge when a policeman pulls him over.

“Congratulations!” the officer says. “This is the 250,000th car to cross this bridge and you’ve won $250,000.”

“Great!” the man says, “Now I can finally get my drivers-license!”

His wife, sitting next to him hits him on the head and says to the officer, “Don’t mind him, he always lies like this when he’s drunk!”

And Grandma, who was sleeping in the back of the car, finally wakes up and yells to the man and woman: “See ? I told you, you’ll never get far in a stolen car !”

Quote

May you have the hindsight to know where you've been, The foresight to know where you are going, And the insight to know when you have gone too far.

Slideshow: Improve Your Immunity

Slideshow: Improve Your Immunity

8 Glasses of Water

Make Drinking Eight Glasses of Water a Day a Habit That's Easy to Keep.

Health experts tell us to drink lots of water but that's not always easy to do. We have lives that keep us busy and often out of range of a drinking fountain or cold water. Try putting eight-ounce bottles of water in your freezer. Don't fill to the top as you want to allow room for ice to thaw. Grab a frozen bottle of water as you leave your house in the morning and keep it in your car. When you get back to the car, chances are it will be nicely thawed and cold to drink. Another idea is to wrap it in a towel and carry it in your briefcase or handbag. Take it with you to the office or wherever you go. You can refill the bottles and always keep some frozen in your freezer, ready to go.

Arrange Marriage vs Love Marriage

Arrange Marriage :
2,00,000 : shadi par
4,00,000 : jewellery par
50,000 : shadi ki rasmo par
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yani, shadi ke teen dino ka kharcha: Rs 6,50,000
yani shadi ke 1 din ka kharcha : Rs. 216666.6667
1 ghante ka kharcha : Rs. 9027.7778
aur 1 min ka : Rs. 150.462963
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.
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Uff Tauba Tuaba..

Love Marriage :
Rs 100 : stamp
20 : notery
50 ki varmala
10 photo ke
Total 180 Rs.
paisa aapka pasand aapki faisla aapka

Dua

Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein,

Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein,

Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah,

Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.

Koun Thi Wo??

Husband Aur Wife Hotel me gaye. Tabhi 1 Lady Ne Hello Kiya, Wife Nay Pocha: Koun Thi Wo??

Husband:-Tum Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hun K Woh Bhi Yehi Pochay Gi.

Wife & Husband

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? 

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. 

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? 

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

From Words till Destiny - Watch!!

Watch your thoughts, they become words. 

Watch your words, they become actions. 

Watch your actions, they become habits. 

Watch your habits, they become character. 

Watch your character, they become destiny.

Asthma Warning

Many people with asthma are able to exercise safely, but new research suggests that dehydration may increase the likelihood of an attack.

Researchers at the University of Buffalo, New York, found that individuals with exercise-induced asthma experienced a significant decrease in lung function when dehydrated.

It is speculated that dehydration can cause bronchospasm, which is a constriction or tightening of the airways of the lungs.

Feel Good About Yourself!!

Feel good about yourself. When you feel good, you look good. People are attracted to and feel comfortable with people who respect themselves. Liking yourself and respecting yourself doesn't mean you are conceited, it just shows others that you care about your body. A fun, light personality makes everyone comfortable. Be yourself, be warm to others, and feel great. Soon enough, others are bound to notice.

Variety

Some activities can be used to fulfill more than one of your basic exercise requirements. For example, in addition to increasing cardiorespiratory endurance, running builds muscular endurance in the legs, and swimming develops the arm, shoulder and chest muscles. If you select the proper activities, it is possible to fit parts of your muscular endurance workout into your cardiorespiratory workout and save time.

Tera Haath Haath mein ho agar

Tera Haath, Haath mein ho agar,

To Safar hi asle hayaat hai.

Tere har kadam per hain manzilen,

Tera pyar gar mere saath hai.

Meri baat ka meri hamnafaz,

Tu jawad de na de mujhe.

Teri ek chup mein hai chupi, 

Woh Hazaar baaton ki baat hai.

Meri zindagi ka har ek pal,

Tere husna se hai juda hua.

Tere honth thirke to subah hai,

Teri zulf bikhre to raat hai.

Tera Haath Haath mein ho agar,

To safar hi asle hayaat hai.

Hum To Woh Log Hain Jo

Hum To Woh Log Hain Jo
Na Kisi Ke Dast-E-Shumar Main Hain
Na Kisi Ki Nigaah Ke Hisaar Main Hain
Yun Jaise Ho Koi, Sadiyon Ka Be Antt Safar
Sehra Sehra Phirta Koi Khaak Basar
Kia Poochte Ho Ke Kon Hain Hum
Jaan Lo Humain To Tumhain Maloom Ho
Hum To Woh Log Hain Jo Jeevan Dey Kar Bhi
Kisi Ke Dil Main Maskan Na Bana Paye
Yun Jaise Koi Madham Si Kiran
Kisi Rozan Se Ubhre Aur Doob Jaye...!!!

Saari dunia se chupa kar osy mera kar de

Us k honton ka tabbasam rahy kaim ya Rab,

Us k jevan main khushion ka basera kar dey,

Tu meri dukh ko bhaly khatam na kar,

Us ki har sham k akhir mein sawera kar dey,

Us k dil k kisi kone mein jaga de mujh ko,

Us ke ankhon ko meray sapno se bhar dey,

Ye mery dil ki dua hai meray Maula sun le,

Saari dunia se chupa kar osy mera kar de

Simple Operation

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She was talking to the doctor."

Punjabi Girls

NO OFFENCE TO PUNJABI GIRLS.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from New Delhi, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. 

The second man had married a woman from Bombay. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. 

The third man had married a Punjabi girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. 

Entry Test

Samy wanted to take admission in CDS. So, he went to CDS, filled out the form and as ya'll known had to have an interview with the director. The director told him that in order to gain admittane he must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are in a year?

Samy thought for a few minutes and answered.

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

The director said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"

Samy replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."

The director lets him in without another word.

Kaisa Lagy Ga??

ban jaon agar tum sa to tumhein kaisa lagy ga?
har pal main rahon tumse khafa to kaisa lagy ga?

parhtey ho mujhy tum jo namazo ki tarah,
ho jaon agat tum se qaza tu kaisa lagy ga?

tum pyarr main khud ko bhi mitane pe ho raazi,
ban jaye agar pyarr saza to tumhein kaisa lagy ga,

khud se bhi ziada ho yakeen tumko kisi per,
woh shaks hi de jay daga tu kaisa lagy ga,

tum ouro ki mehfil k diye ban k jalo,
phir tanhaii mile tum ko tu kaisa lagy ga

Yun Judaiyon Ki Saza Na Day!!

Meray Sabar Ka Na Lay Imtehan

Meri Khamoshi Ko Sada Na Day

Jo Teray Baghair Na Jee Sakay

Usay Jeenay Ki Tu Dua Na Day,

Tu Azeez Dil-o-nazar Say Hai

Tu Qareeb Rag-o-jan Say Hai

Meray Jism-o-jan Ka Yeh Faasla 

Kaheen Waqt Aur Barha Na Day,

Tujhay Bhool K Na Bhula Sakoon

Tujhay Chah K Bhee Na Paa Sakoon

Meri Hasraton Ko Shumaar Kar

Meri Chahaton Ka Sila Na Day,

Wo Tarap Jo Shula-e-jan Main Thi

Meray Tann Badan Say Lipat Gayi 

Jo Bujha Sakay To Bujha Isay

Na Bujhaa Sakay To Hawaa Na Day,

Tujhay Agar Milain Kabhi Fursatain

Meri Sham Phir Say Sanwaar Day

Agar Qatal Karna Hai To Qatal Kar

Yun Judaiyon Ki Saza Na Day!!

Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai

Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai, Pyaar Hai Tum se

Jazbaton Ki Koi Numayish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Pyaar Ke Badle Sirf Pyaar Manga Hai

Rishte Ki To Koi Guzarish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Chaho To Bhula Dena Humein Dil Se 

Sada Yaad RakhneyKi Sifarish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Khamoshi Se Toofan Seh Letey Hai Jo

Un Baadlon Ne Izhar Ki Baarish Nahin Ki 

______ ______ 

Tumein Hi Mana Hai Rehnuma Apna

Aur to kisi Cheez Ki Khwahish Nahin ki

Daily Hadith - 03.04.2011

Daily Hadith - 02.04.2011

Daily Hadith - 31.03.2011

Daily Hadith - 01.04.2011

Love Can Never Grow Old

Love can never grow old,

Locks may lose their brown and gold,

Cheeks may fade and hollow grow,

But the hearts that love will know

Never winter's frost and chill,

Summer's warmth is in them still.

Love

Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own house. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor... Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting.

Labon Pe Hansi

Labon pe hansi ankhon main sawal rakhta tha

is zarf main itna kamal rakhta tha

kia khaber thi mujhy hi bhool jae ga

jo meri ik ik cheez sanbhal rakhta tha

suna hai log ab boht sataty hain usy

main jis ka itna khyal rakhta tha

Life

Life is a challenge – meet it.

Life is a gift – accept it.

Life is an adventure – dare it.

Life is a sorrow – overcome it.

Life is a tragedy – face it.

Life is a duty – perform it.

Life is a game – play it.

Life is your life.. Just Live it at its beat !

Love

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,

when you read over the same line for the tenth time,

when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,

and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,

then you are in deep trouble my friend... 

You are in what they call, "love".

Funny Cats

Secret of Success

• Top mat karo warna log tumse jalenge.
• Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega.
• Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat. 
• Zyada padhne se time waste hota hai,time kharab karna buri bat hai.
• Kabhi viva mat do b’coz bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat ke 0 marks acche hote hain

Kabhi Aanso Chupa Chupa Ke Rooey

Kabhi Aanso Chupa Chupa Ke Rooey,

Kabhi Dastan-E-Gum Suna Ke Rooey,

Raat Katti Hai Intezar-E-Yaar Main,

Hum Raat Bhar Taroon Ko Jaga Jaga Ke Rooey,

Phir Woh Na Aay Raat Ka Wada Kar Ke,

Hum Tamaam Raat Shama Jala Jala Ke Rooey,

Aaj Raat Un k Aaney Ki Umeed The Humain,

Woh Na Aay Hum Ghar Ko Saja Saja Ke Rooey,

Suna Hai Dua Se Hoti Hai Muraad Dil Ki Poori,

Hum Sari Raat Haath Utha Utha Ke Rooey…!!!

Before

Before You Speak-Listen!

Before You Write-Think!

Before You Spend-Earn!

Before You Criticize-Wait!

Before You Pray-Forgive!

Before You Quit-Try!

Before You Die-Live…

Humans

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Hence, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words, Humans that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that works.

Pal Pal Taraste They

Pal “pal” taraste the us pal ke liye. “Pal” aya b to Kuch “pal” k liye. Socha tha us “pal” ko Zindagi ka haseen “pal” bana lenge. Magar wo “pal” ruka b to bus ek “pal” k liye.

Aks Khushbu Hoon

Gulzar-e- Hast

3 Powers

There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women.

Childhood

Childhood: The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth -- two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

Love Never Fails

Love is patient, love is kind.

It does not envy, it does not boast,

it is not proud.

It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,

it is not easily angered,

it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil

but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts,

always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails.

Life without Love

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless

garden when the flowers are dead.The consciousness of

loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life

that nothing else can bring.

Love means..

"Love means the body, the soul, the life, the entire being. 

We feel love as we feel the warmth of out blood,

we breathe love as we breathe air, 

we hold it in ourselves as we hold our thoughts. 

Nothing more exists for us."

Time & Love

Time is too slow for those who wait,

too swift for those who fear,

too long for those who grieve,

too short for those who rejoice,

but for those who love, time is eternity.

Love

Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
Often hot and fierce,
But still only light and flickering.
As love grows older,
Our hearts mature
And our love becomes as coals,
Deep-burning and unquenchable.

Foolish Man

A foolish man may be known by six things:

Anger without cause,

Speech without profit,

Change without progress,

Inquiry without object,

Putting trust in a stranger,

Mistaking foes for friends.

Womens Prayer

Dear Lord

I pray for wisdom to understand a man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength i'll just beat him to death.

Watch

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Qasida Burda Sharif

Pregnancy - 21 weeks.

21 Weeks Pregnant 

You may soon feel like your baby's practising martial arts as his initial fluttering movements turn into fully fledged kicks and nudges. As your pregnancy progresses, you may be able to decipher a pattern to his activity. Some babies are restless in the evening, just as you're trying to fall asleep; others get busy during the daytime. Your baby may be trying out different facial expressions around now, although his eyelids still remain closed.

New Drugs 4 Men By Women Scientists

• Aniversia: Trigers Mem0ries Of B’days & Aniversries.
• Slim’oxil: Widens Male Cornea Making Wives Apear Slim.
• Sportoblind X: Reacts Wid The Optic Nerve To Prevent Men From Recognizing The Word “Sports” On T.V.
• Workocetamol: By This,Men Will Have Insatiable Desire To Do Household Works;
• Shophofobex: Makes Men Eager To Take Wives For Shopping Every Week & Wait Patiently!

Effective Anti Hair Fall Tips

Hair loss is a widely spread condition in both men and women, especially those in their middle age. Although there are a number of causes that can trigger hair shedding or balding, many of them are easily identifiable. The most common cause is genetic, and there is really little we can do about it. A number of diseases, such as diabetes, lupus, or syphilis, can bring about massive hair loss. In such a case, alopecia can be improved or reversed by treating the main illness.

Hair loss treatment varies depending on the reason of thinning hair or hair loss. Fortunately there are several ways for treatment. Some requires permanent surgical procedures while some may apply treatment products as their daily regimen. Different kinds of treatment have also different prices. Surgical treatments are usually far more expensive than the product that can be bought over the counter.

• One widely held belief is that the over use of chemicals on the hair can cause hair thinning and eventually hair loss. If you like to enhance the look of your hair through chemical means, but are nervous about future hair loss, it is a good idea to only have this type of work done by a licensed beautitian. Many do-it-yourselfers are too inexperienced to properly perform chemical treatments to their hair, having a tendency to over apply the products. If you do color your hair, it is thought best to keep the frequency to a six or eight week minimum.
• It is important to eat healthy foods and ensure that your body is getting the vitamins and minerals that it needs. Often times the body will show poor health in the hair follicles and finger nails before and actual illness is detected. While it is important to get enough of the right nutrients, it is just as important not to get too much of any one type of vitamin. For example, too much of vitamins A and E, have been linked to hair loss.
• When and if an illness is detected, it is important to take care of your health needs. If the doctor has prescribed medications, take it. Failure to follow the doctors advise will cause your body to work harder just to stay alive, it won’t have enough energey to keep the hair follicles growing and will eventually lead to hair loss. This is an excellent form of hair loss prevention.
• The style that you wear your hair can also be a hair loss prevention opportunity. When ever possible, avoid pulling hair into styles that require it to be pulled tight and bound with elastic for long periods of time. While hair accessories have become much more hair friendly during recent years, hairstyle such as tight ponytail, pig tails and cornrows can still do damage to the hair shaft and ultimately to the hair follicle.
• A way to pamper yourself doubles as a hair loss prevention idea. Using satin or silk pillowcases, is thought to prevent hair loss due to the fact that a silk or satin pillowcase will cause less friction while sleeping than a cotton or flannel pillowcase. This is because the head and the hair slide across the pillow instead of needing to be forcefully pushed across.
• There is a whole group of old wives’s tales that relate to hair loss prevention. These tips definatly won’t hurt to try, but really don’t do anything to combat the issue of hair loss. For instance, it has been said that standing upside down will increase blood flow to the head and that massaging the scalp or briskly brushing the hair will make the hair stay put and not fall out. This is simply not the case.
• It is important to remember that even in a healthy person, it is completely normal to lose between 50 and 100 hairs from the head every day. If you feel that your hair loss issues are beyond that norm, speak with your doctor or dermatologist about your concerns. They will be able to determine if the hair loss is due to a medical or age issue, and point you in the right treatment direction.
• Eat a natural diet that emphasizes quality animal products, fresh and lacto-fermented vegetables, and some fruits. Go easy on grains, sweets, starches, and processed foods. Overproduction of insulin due to a long-term high-carbohydrate diet not only negatively effects hair growth, but also depresses the thyroid function, damages the pancreas, and leads to a host of diseases. Healthy hair is a direct result of a healthy, natural diet that contains all necessary vitamins, minerals, enzymes, proteins, and fatty acids.
• Do not shampoo your hair every day. Frequent shampooing washes out natural hair oils and can trigger hair loss. Use only natural shampoos, conditioners, and other hair-care products.

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